Wednesday, 21 June 2023

Home...chickens and snakes..... kind Hoa ...Gunnar and the Villa Villekulla/Kunterbunt

 I wake up and it is not dark outside.....let's call it 5:15

It is the longest day of the year...


..summer solstice !

there are messages from Kealy, Marion, Fabian....

6:15

Choi shows up for coffee.....we move inside because it is TOO sunny outside.....

7:00

I talk to Eda..... she's TIRED..... "talk tomorrow"

8:00

Nhat shows up for a chat

9:50

Quang shows up......again he mentions that a friend of him in Saigon can get me a SIX months visa..... I ask Quang whether Tina knows about this...... he waves the idea off the table...... OMFG....THEY can NOT make friends here.....

Choi comes back...there is loud bickering on the construction site again....I talk to Lisa.....they're threatening to play Karaoke forever and shout "no one will sleep tonight".... I just laugh.....

13:00

Buy some Wine and milk and Coke from Linh

nap

eat an anchovy omelet with capers !?!

14:15

do dishes..... again.... I need a wife or a cleaning lady ....

15:00

Screw it....I walk over to the hotel and talk to the interesting looking guy...... Warren, English carpenter, nice, but not enough to keep my interest.... I leave after half an hour....

16:00

People keep showing up....

Monkey

Khai

Nhat

2 chickens, 2 snakes.... we have fabulous fun until 22:00

NEED to pass out .....




5:00

OUCH...everything HURTS..I really NEED to stop these nightly drinking sessions....

thinking about Phap.... I miss his oh so GENTLE demeanor..

5:30

What now?

Kai is still sleeping in the hotel hammock ....

6:15

too tipsy already.... don't like it.....

6:30

I have tears in my eyes...... realizing how lucky I have been...... (emotional Drunk ;-)

I've always wanted to make my house into the Villa Kunterbunt... (in SPIRIT, not ARCHITECTURE)

VILLA VILLEKULLA



.. then a guy walks over from the hotel ..... older than I.....his name is Gunnar Nehls
We talk.....He tells me that he is one of only 8 professional engravers in the world who still know how to engrave the metal printing plates for currency notes (bills) by hand.....Nowadays it is all done by computer 


I tell him the story about me trying to create my own Villa Villekulla..... 

He stares at me with a strange look......and says "Wait a minute".....and goes to his room.... and comes back and gives me money....

Money for which he engraved the printing plates by hand...... 


.....I still have that 20 Kronor bill... And YES, that is Astrid Lindgren (and Pippi Longstockings who lived in the Villa Villakulla ;-)
and Gunnar engraved the plate !


.. and now my house has become just what I intended it to become..... a place for NICE people to congregate and laugh.....

I need to ENJOY every moment .......The Monkey will go to university in September; Khai will quit his job in October..... the summer (not of 69) of 23 is ending soon

Sleep.....



7:00

I email Phapie with love....

Khai and Warren (the latter returning the Nivea ;-)


8:30

Phap replied...... ;-)


LOTS of people drop by..... it's a good life....

Hoa from Blue Dragon replies..... and it's a NICE & KIND email.....



Chào anh Chris,

Wow anh đang được ở biển Phú Yên. Thích quá! Biển Phú Yên đẹp lắm. Em rất thích.

Thank you so much for your additional 'egg' of kindness. I hope that young man will have great results at the exam and pursue his dream in university. He is really fortunate to get to know you and receive your kind support, just like the kids at Blue Dragon. I'm happy for him, and grateful to you, Chris!

Chúc anh một mùa hè tuyệt vời và hẹn gặp anh ở Hà Nội.

Best wishes,
Hoa


18:15

doc sach?

Nope....Monkey shows up again .....

21:00



Saturday, 20 May 2023

48 hours in Cambodia ...Canada ablaze..... collapsing and flipping out in SaiGon

 4:00

Tired...but my head is too active...... jerking off twice thinking of Phap (and Pong Li ;-)

I set the alarm, but I can't sleep again..... instead I watch the daily ritual of the people living across the street..... it's calming....because every day it's the same.... I wish for some calm routine in my life instead of the constant running around.....

6:30

Time to get my act together....  what bit me in my hand and left arm? .....better not be scabies !!!!

Talk to Eda.....she's a bit down...but can handle it....

8:00

Showered..... ....almost ready to hit the road but I have more than one hour.....

8:38...... getting closer.....

I leave at 9:00

talk to an interesting Spaniard at the bus stop...... his summary....people in the West are brain-washed to CONSUME and be afraid....

the bus has problems with the retractable step.....it gets fixed by tying it in retracted position with metal wire .....

10:00 at the airport

check-in ....too many stupid people......immigration security .....too many stupid people.....

10:45

I'm sitting in the usual bar with a glass of white wine.....

And I just got my new Vietnamese visa ;-)

And Phap emailed......he didn't sleep well either because I wasn't next to him....

11:00 

I see the Cambodia Angkor Air propeller beast land on the tarmac in front of me .....that means we should not be late.....but it also means we won't be boarding in 20 minutes.....

11:10

I've booked Ha Trinh hotel for in 10 days.....

12:00 Talk to an older Canadian at the gate.....and he says "people in the West are brain-washed"..... 2nd time in one day......

The usual flight...fill out the forms...I don't even bother changing SIM cards.....bus transfer to the terminal.....fast immigration (I know it's better to pee AFTER immigration than before, so I don't lose my spot as 1st in the queue ;-)

a nice TukTuk driver

I tip him and he gives me that nice smile "Good luck to you"

14:00

I'm in my room....503

14:05

The room phone rings..... I forgot my blue backpack at the reception.....she's sending a boy up to deliver it..... Thank God I still have a 1-dollar note in my wallet.....


15:15

I've been to the bank machine for US$ 600 and it's nice to finally drink some Cinsault again ;-) Even though opening the genuine Cambodian probiotic yogurt was difficult and it splattered everywhere.... It' shouldn't be that difficult to design an easy to open plastic container ....

15:30

The TV doesn't have Netflix...but it has Al Jazeera....and there is a special of the US military's contribution to global warming...... a thought that had occurred to me repeatedly.....

I feel BLOATED 

nap

17:00

sink laundry etc

17:45

I'm starving.....I go up to the pool...... 2 gayish looking guys but NO PONG LI...

Damned....I've even worn the Turkish beige t-shirt .....

His replacement is wearing very nice pants.....


The Caesar salad is getting smaller and smaller......  maybe I should revisit Ohana for the $4 Salad Nicoise.. tomorrow....

18:15

Swimming feels good....even though the water is bloody warm......

19:30

TIRED......but then I did OK today....FIRST time I went swimming on the same day as arriving here....

8:00

I'm back from SMILE market.....I got the last glass of Morello sour cherries and another yogurt and two packs of cookies.......  I'm happy.....

Another email to Phap "I'm going to hug my pillow and think of you; sleep well Love"

21:00

Phap now has my second Canadian Zalo.....

Toan replies "Come back home more easy"

sleep

5:30

ouch.... Cinsault for breakfast...thinking that 100km on a scooter in one day is too much....maybe cancel...

6:00

The rising sun hits my balcony.....

6:45

Talk to Andrea for quite a while...... her brothers......her ex husband.... but at least she's learning....no more bullshit....

7:45

I call Eda..... FUN....but then the hotel Wifi is getting weak.....

8:15

OK.....Ohana breakfast is calling.... but it's a disappointment....I'm happy paying $10 for my tiny appetite.....but they no longer have the chicken sausages...... SAD....  Maybe I should have breakfast at Le Botum tomorrow <grin>


9:15

Chantal answers the phone.... issues with her brother ....but she's doing a great job trying to be an organic farmer....

10:15

Alberta and BC close to Fort St. John are ablaze......the air in Calgary is unbreathable.....and it's ONLY MAY.... shit....I was right again ..... the West Coast and BC are becoming uninhabitable....

nap

11:30

Wow.....

Patty replied....she drove through burned-down northern BC just yesterday.....

12:00

Time to do some walking in the heat and buy more Vin Gris..... at the Other Store, I hope....

YES....they have it for 22000 KHR (US$ 5.30) per bottle...


..INSANE buying the French stuff at SMILE for DOUBLE the price....while I'm there (do NOT go shopping when hungry) I buy bread and French olive tartinade, cheese, and salami.... Mon Dieu

13:15

I just learned another lesson....I paid $22 for 4 bottles of wine....and $20 for bread, salami, cheese, tartinade...


..OMFG ....their booze is CHEAP.....but their groceries are INSANELY expensive...... another lesson learned.....

13:30

I've cancelled the Homestay....two reasons....the pictures were misleading....and 100km travel in one day is too much..... I feel sorry for Mao.....but I shouldn't be exhausting myself to bring 25 Euros to a Homestay owner in the very South.....

More of that salami... OMFG.....yes, it was almost US$9.....but every bite is worth it....it is SO GOOD....

14:00

I call Joanna in the Flips...... so much laughing....she has such a great sense of humour....I miss her....and KEN IS COMING......

15:00

Time to get my ass in motion....no calisthenics yet, no shower for 2 days..... and more salami and tartinade.. ;;-)

15:15

I send a lovey email to Phap....long time no hear from him :-(

15:45

gym and Pad Thai.....

16:15

A second gym round.....getting tired again....should I swim?....YES, I should....but it's hard to kick myself into motion......

I feel better (but tired) after swimming very few laps.....but it would be such a waste..... yesterday and today I am the only person I noticed in the pool.....

16:45

Time to pay the bill....it's not that I dislike sitting here in my swim trunks.....but the music is to teenagey ;-)

17:00

Phap replied......OF COURSE to the WRONG Zalo.....I redirect him to the normal one....I hope he gets it...

Pouring rain and crashing thunder claps..... love it.....

17:45

..... good thing I'm leaving tomorrow..... otherwise I'd just be wasting days.....

too much wine and I send too many emails

too much Netflix....

21:30

a sleep well from Phap

sleep

5:30

email from Joanna/Paris


a message from the Monkey

He got 93% in his English exam ...... 

A message from Joanna/Seattle.... she's sitting in a plane next to a large man with bad body odor.....for 14.5 hours.... I guess I'll be able to Signal her soon when she's out of the UAE censorship range ....

7:30

Call Eda....but she's busy with Randy BS....

8:00

Oh oh....the airport will be busy today.... the SEA Games ended last night.... both athletes and fans will be flying home today.....

9:00

Eda calls back...... FUN

9:30

I'm LOVING my in-room breakfast of black-olive paste, a bit of cheese, and the Pyrenees salami

But I also realize I'll have to get ready soon.....

I've started watching "Working. What we do all day" with Obama..... Tears are welling up after 5 minutes when a hotel cleaning lady says that after she bids Good Morning to some hotel guests they completely ignore her...... 

10:00

I call Julian.....FUN talking but the bad hotel Wifi disconnects us....and I have to get ready anyway

11:00

Showered....and I've applied the Foot Fungus cream.....used about half.....let's see how that works.....

11:20

Time to start speeding up.....

11:45


12:15

As expected....the airport is BUSY


So I get to the airport.....lots of time to spare.....even with that HUGE lineup at the economy check-in line for Vietnamese airlines..... that would take about 30 minutes of standing......as usual, there is another counter for WEB-check-in....only 2 people there


So for the second time, I sit down on one of the benches, take out my laptop....check in online with Vietnamese airlines (takes about 4 minutes) and walk up to the Web-check-in counter with NO line-up to drop off my luggage.....only quickly glancing back at the cattle in the looong line-up..... and I'm actually glad that they won't learn.....because my line would be longer if they did....

Going through security....maybe the whole Timor Leste team is surrounding me....I'll have to look up where that is later ;-)

In the plane: Talk to some Americans
nod off a lot
Immigration.....the guy in the wheelchair aisle is lazy
152 bus....no 109 in sight
walk
 
16:20
I hear the church bells ringing when I wave at Levi through the glass and he opens the door for me.....again he asks.... "Are you OK?"..... do I look that rough?....but then I realize maybe he's asking "Anh khoe khong?", better translated as 'how are you' or 'are you healthy'
17:45
buy new hand juice (it slipped out of my pocket in the plane) and 3 bottles of wine.....
I still have about 3 trieu....but I will definitely have to visit the bank machine tomorrow....
18:00
Dead tired and exhausted...... but I need to get out.....
Sushi <pic>  300k .....really.... a bit much....it's going to be Bun Cha next time ....
500k for Cialis
yogurt and banana bread at CircleK
return home, flop on the bed and watch Obama......it's about working people.....I can't understand how people still have the energy to WORK.....omg...I am so spoiled.....but then.....looking at the STUFF they BUY is mind-boggling..... they wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't buy all that crap.... 
(Sorry to the small percentage of people who don't by crap and still do have to go to work....I realize you do exist....and it SUCKS)
20:00
Nothing from Phap..... I'm thinking of canceling my trip to the South and to Bien Hoa and just going back home on Saturday.....

20:30
I flip out..... I cancel my booking in Ca Mau....I cancel my booking in Ha Trinh next weekend.... I'm NOT going to hang around the south for a whole fucking week if Phap says that he has NO time this weekend even though his parents and wife are gone.....

I message Phap.....no words, just my visa stamp.... I know it's a stupid thing to do..... but that's all I can think of right now....

sleep
4:00
Horny
4:20
Church bells....I get up to have coffee......still CRANKY and I'm trying to figure out WHY.....
6:00
Eda texts "Are you awake yet?"...... early...and she needs a nap ....that's why she wants to talk early....

6:45
Need nap...... so happy I don't have to do anything today.....
nap
8:15
I message Levi....Please extend my room until Monday....
watch Netflix....still too exhausted to do anything else
9:00
Jessica replied.....

9:15
Message Phap.....TIRED....and he replies right away.... tired too...
9:30
Drop off laundry
The Vien Dong bank machine is out of order.....I get 3 trieu out of the next one
Microwave Dim Sum from CircleK....not a bad breakfast for 28k.....good thing the room has soy sauce....I actually eat all 6 pieces......too hungry to take pictures before.... ;-)
10:30
Levi finally responds....I can have a room but I will have to move on Sunday..... but I will move tomorrow.....
11:00
I book my ticket to Quy Nhon for Monday.....
11:10
I pay Levi for the room and I'll move tomorrow around 13:-14:00...he wants to travel to France, Germany, Holland....
11:15
Sushi and Parkhaus are open, BunCha soon.....but I'm still full from the DimSum....
11:30
I've applied for the new Cambodia visa.....
nap
12:45
Wow..... sleep monster..... now I'm hungry for Bun Cha.....
An older guy with a spastic son in a wheelchair is trying to collect money .... From afar I see that a white guy hesitantly hands over money and the father then follows him and hands it back to him....probably 1000 Dong....Other tourists just ignore the couple..... I'm already sitting in the restaurant and they're in the shade across the street.....but seeing that triggers something..... same as all those years ago when I noticed how Westerners were treating the father pushing his blind violin-playing son around in a wheelchair.... what kind of person would I be if I didn't try to make it right this very moment ?
And I don't hand the money to the father but to the son, after saying em oi!... and the kid is shaking with happiness.... it's not that difficult....

Bun Cha...<pic>
13:30
Back in the room......still worn out....even the magic of Bun Cha 145 could not defeat that exhaustion....must be serious then ;-)

Phap wrote again "How are you?"

14:30
I bite the bullet and tell Phap that I'm going back to Vinh Hoa on Monday.....
14:35
I message My to pick me up at 12:30 at Phu Cat on Monday.

16:00
My will pick me up ;-)

17:00
A Phap email.....he has time Saturday evening and Sunday....
18:00
I ask him to come HERE.....I'll pay for the Grab Car.....

18:30
HUNGRY...... I don't want to risk German food, so I head back to Sushi.....
...but it's not hitting the spot today.....it's too warm in the restaurant...and the rice is not cold enough.....but at least I got my calories ;-)
19:45
No reply from Phap....but I know him.....he will come and we will be HAPPY ;-)

21:00
sleep

Tuesday, 2 May 2023

HOME in any sense of the word....THEFT...... and PROBLEMS everywhere..... and Life's a Beach.....

 5:00

it's light outside..... I should get up

5:30

Choi for coffee and tea

6:00

Duy joins ....OMFG.....Social Central.....

Choi leaves, Duy wants BLING.....I have to kick him out....

7::30

Talk to Eda

talk to Chantal

Talk to Andrea (all 3 by Signal ;-)

Julian is still asleep....

9:15

nap

10:00

Hang and Choi show up o fix the water thing.....but it really doesn't need fixing.....150k  to fix the front water hose outlet.. I hope he's happy with me giving him 200....I will call him when/if the water pump dies.... I talk to him over a wine.....he no longer has his lover.....I feel sad.....they looked SO HAPPY together...

11:30

talk to Julian......always a joy.....and a reminder how lucky I am...

11:45

Talk to Jenny......she is so stressed...she only gets 10 trieu per month....fucking CHEAP Lisa & Tina....

nap

14:00

buy Coke, popcorn, smokes, EGGS from the OTHER store....I only have 20 trieu left.....

boil 5 hard eggs ...

eat the first real meal of the day

15:00

need another nap....

15:45

a kid shows up.....he smells a cigarette package....then he listens to it ...and he smells and listens to many things

him and his friends point out there is a bee's nest ......

16:45

Joanna/Flip sends a voice recording....she 'misses Toronto'....no hope for her....

17:00

Call Ingo..... their heating system died.....they are showering at the neighbours.....Holy shit....

putter putter

nap

18:30

nap

The Monkey is there when I wake up....he has been waiting for 20 minutes for me to wake up....

20:45

I drove the Monkey home..... petted my dog....and I'm back home.... life is good....

OOOH...there is another email from Phap.....and I tell him the truth...

I am very happy here.....but there is always something missing

Han always misses and wishes to hug Phap

Sleep well my love....I LOVE you very much !


and I DO....

21:30

try to sleep

21:35

Nhat knocks on the door..... some wine and talk...

22:00

try sleeping again...

sleep

Thursday

4:00

Shit....awake....

5:40

Old man and friend drop by.....

nap

7:30

Talk to Eda for 30 mins.....she cheers me up ;-)

8:45

Quang shows up......and he says "Lisa Trang khong tot"......OMFG....that girl is losing friends rapidly....

9:30

start cleaning the fridge and mopping the floor...

start a fire....

9:45

time for a nap?

nap 

nap

12:30

I try to disconnect the battery with the lowest voltage reading.....the connectors are HOT......so is the whole battery......OMG....all that solar energy was going into HEATING a battery with broken cells....HOT....no idea what would have happened in one week....

As soon as I disconnect that one battery.....the whole array jumps from 12.2V to 14.1V.....

A thought: WHY exactly did I give Monkey keys to my house?.......he's not doing much to protect it.....

13:30

SO TIRED today.. Watching Shooter on Netflix

14:00

TIRED....

15:00

Call Uwe in Germany....his father is OK

Try to call Seamus....voice mail....

16:00

I count my Euros....there are 800 Euros missing.....and I remember the messy money when I gave Phap 200 euros.....OH NO.....who ELSE could have taken it......it fits a pattern.....

17:30

I exchange 1000 euros for 25 trieu....

18:15

Phap wrote again....but now I don't trust him anymore.....

nap

19:15

The Monkey....everything is fine between us and I probably tell him too much about today

20:30

Monkey leaves....

sleep

Friday

4:40

ouch...everything hurts....

5:15

The guy from yesterday.....his name is Hang too.....and he's lonely and invites me to his house to drink beer.....I say "NOT today"

6:45

TIRED, SAD......

Eda doesn't answer (twice)

Chantal pushes the fuck off button

nap

8:00

8:25

Spaghetti Bolognese from Lisa's restaurant....carrots?....I already spice it up with two cloves of garlic and two chilies.....and it still tastes boring ....WTF?


9:00

wander over and talk to Jenny.....she has a gaming computer with a NICE screen and 24GB of RAM......I don't NEED it....but I WANT it....

10:00

I realize that Jenny and I were bitching about Lisa & Tina.....right in front of the internet-linked surveillance camera.... we both have a laugh about it after I ask "What time is it in Germany?".

putter putter

11:30

start researching LI-PO batteries on Lazada......

talk to the Swabians over at Lisa's...... a horrible accent but not that stupid ;-)

naps....Netflix.... start to organize the parts of the Grid-Tie inverter.....600W will compensate for the fridge and part of the A/C

14:00

Go swim.....

15:00

Talk to Hiep.....I offer her 22 trieu for her laptop...

Hang and Choi are drinking again..... I join and I'm having fun.....these people I truly get along with....

18:30 back at home..... No Monkey yet....

nap

Monkey knocks

21:00

sleep

5:00

I haven't been awake for 10 minutes when Hang shows up again..... he brings me two eggs..... nice guy and I feel guilty for not liking having my wake-up phase disturbed..... I try to smile....

5:30

SHIT..... no water in the tank....

6:00

8:00

I've filled the tank....talked to Hiep.....gave her 22 trieu....

time for a nap.....but I feel too hyper...

nap

9:30

Choi shows up....to pick up the dead battery.... apparently I can get 300k-400k for a dead one !

Walk over to the Other Store......550 for a box of wine........that is 30k more than at Linh's.....

10:15

I change the 12V supply line to the walls to the other charger.....first step into running the Grid Tie Inverter again ;-)

12:00

A UK woman drags a hammock right into my line of view..... I tell her off.... "I thought this was a public beach" the bitch says.....Jenny actually supports me....

I only came to apologize for making her job harder.....but she is fine and gives me my new computer....

13:30

nap

15:00

I send a message to Phap....."Yes.....I am SAD TOO.....because you have 5 days off and you DECIDED NOT to be with me......Wish you a happy holiday...."   Harsh.....but justified..... I'm tired of always being the one trying.....and he not putting in any effort....

17:00

PRETTY Hang calls....he wants me to come over to Choi's....but his wife is there....

17:45

Back at my house.....I'm not functioning well today....and I like Hang too much....a problem when he is sitting next to his wife...

Still work to do setting everything up on the new computer.....

18:00

CRANKY.....at Phap....at The Monkey....at everyone.....not good...

nap

Monkey's knock wakes me

21:00

NEED to sleep

neck pain wakes me all the time

Sunday 4:00 .... April 30th..


..the 48th anniversary of the day the Americans put their tail between their legs and RAN

;-)

might as well get up


Phap replied......as expected....he didn't understand my email....I have to ignore him today....

7:30

talk to Eda briefly......

feeling better because I decide to no longer take Phap BS...

9:00

I email The Monkey..... no lunch for me at their place today.....I just took my ass pills again....

But I'm making lots of progress with my little projects... I almost have replaced the 12V cell phone charger.... and I can charge the MSI laptop with 12V now.....progress is being MADE ;-)

talk Andrea for a while..... I think she is benefiting from my rants.....

1000

putter putter .... repair things

11:30

sleep

14:15

Trying to get my 50% power tools from Hiep....she tells me to wait

Phap writes an email... "How is your day today?".....I knew it was coming.... now I have to bite the bullet....

I get the power tools and drill holes to spray the termites in my window frames.....

15:00

Talk to Jenny and this cute guy walks up.....I just want to say to Jenny that he looks like Quangs oldest son....when he says "Long time no see!"....it really IS Vinh ;-)

One of his friends is CUTE AND SEXY and walks to my terrace with 2 glasses of beer.....

I join them for a drink in front of my property.....but then they go swimming and I'm going to bed EARLY....

sleep

no neck pain tonight

3:30

might as well get up.....

8:30

Talk to Eda.....makes me happy

11:00

Hiep is pissing me off..... I already paid her the electricity money I owe her....I get a Zalo message asking me for a picture of the meter reading.....WTF?..... I send it to her......and walk over.....and she says she is busy.... I am NOT going to spend all day paying my electricity bill.....the woman needs to prioritize.....

I start working on the roof.....need to get the Grid-Tie inverter going.....

nap

13:00

I've installed my Grid Tie inverter.......the meters indicate that 270 watt are flowing into the Grid..... and the fridge is running on solar......so why can't I see the result on my meter ?

14:15 Monkey volunteers to buy smokes

I go to sleep EARLY


wake up horny at 4:00

talk to Jenny

Drunk nap

8:30

finally eat something baguette with a boiled egg.....

time to get this day on the road.....

But I'm feeling sluggish and my belly is not happy.....maybe just hungry?

10:30

The Monkey arrives....

stop at his house..... My dog comes out to nuzzle me......gorgeous loving dog.....

Life's a Beach Backpackers..... a guard wants 50k entrance fee per person..... I get pissed off.... we walk down the hill.....WOW....this is FANCY....  a familiar waitress waves away the guard..... I'm a VIP and I don't have to pay entrance fee......

The same usual good food and drink..... and talk to Steve for one hour......The Monkey leaves at 13:30.....says, probably over optimistically, that he'll be back in 30 mins....


14:20

Monkey back..... 2 more Pina Colada.....bad mistake....the 2nd one never tastes as good as the first one....


16:00

back at home after my dog goes wild on me again....

nap

too many stupid guests at the hotel

18:30

Monkey brings the 2L of 80proof ;-)

19:40

Monkey leaves......

Phap's absence and lack of communication is having an effect....I might actually have to look for someone else even though I love him to death.....

20:15

Netflix malfunctions....

doze off?

Sunday, 2 April 2023

Istanbul...Taskin.... for 4 days... COLD.... Clothes ... Raki ... VIETTEL ...SICK & WEAK... Raki ...Hills.... Kebab...

I'm in a plane flying from Sai Gon to Istanbul 


A nice modern plane.....43B is in the last row....no room for a seat at the window....I sleep a lot..


Day I

5:25 AM

endless taxiing of the plane and endless walking through that new Ataturk airport

The female immigration officer is snippy....no idea why....

I entered the airport in Sai Gon at 31 degrees Celsius......I come out of Ataturk airport at -1 degree Celsius..... in shorts and sandals..... 'nough said?

Taxis are waiting and the drivers are freezing..... 400 TL about 30 US to get me to my hotel at the golden Horn......

It only has 5 rooms, so Taskin gave me the security codes to get into the building and my room before....


7:00

I'm in the hotel......I call Eda.....but it's already 21:00 over there

8:00

I actually make it up the steep hill to Migros Jet... when I get there, I am SO HUNGRY (exhausted?) that I can't decide what to buy and buy too much..... 650 TL    that is only cad 46, but I bought them at the airport for a loss of 25% at the exchange place....  so even 60CAD is cheap for 2 bottles of wine, a big block of cheese, ham, yogurt, hummus, cherry jam, and the most amazing fresh bread....

And I eat a bit of all of it.... I better watch out that I don't get fat here very quickly.... but then I will be walking hills.....

10:00

Jet lag is hitting hard.....the Rose and that good food don't help either... Taskin said, that he'd be busy until 10:30..... try to stay awake....

I can't sign into my Royal bank account......not even with VPN ....OMFG....I hope they don't screw up too badly, otherwise I'll be cashless....

My MC website also asks me to verify my identity....but at least I can do it.....

I call the RBC assistance center ....and get to talk to an AI that is dumber than Homer Simpson......Well Done Royal Bank of Canada !

I can log in but can't see the accounts or make payments..... OMFG, what a nightmare.....maybe that is why the card did not work at the airport..... ?!

Let's hope this fixes itself..... otherwise I'd be REALLY SCREWED......lots of money in the bank but no way to get to it.....

10:30

Taskin arrives....200 Euros for 5 nights and he says that he doesn't really want to take my money... all his guests are repeat guests and the hotel is full....

11:00

Good thing I checked again....... it's 1:00 in Canada and online banking works again..... I can finally relax..... 

now I just need a message from Phapie....

12:00

too wired to sleep and too drunk and cold to go out yet.....

There is something peaceful about this room and its view.... not even the noise of the ocean to distract one.... I finally download the cell pictures of the last month or two into the laptop....

bite the bullet

walk down to Halic......with help I buy another Istanbulkart (those two stupid girls said that I'd have to buy it in the supermarket but the station overseer and others helped me with the machine) and I take the Metro to Taksim square ..... exchange another us$300 into TL .... I find a second location of Deni's and get a pair of jeans (size 31?) and 3 pairs of socks.....

I'm already exhausted in the store and stop shopping even though they have amazing stuff

then I realize how far it is to walk home

I stumble along.... still make the detour to Migros Jet for more wine and turkey breast....

I get home .... nothing from Phap...

I wolf down food...(exhaustion and Kummeressen)..bad idea !....let's hope I don't have to pay for it....

14:30

OMG... I LOVE it.....24 hours ago I had BARELY left Home Away in Sai Gon.... and was slowly making my way to the airport..... then I managed the wait in Saigon, an intercontinental 11 hour flight, the new airport, the currency exchange, the taxi ride, the self-checking in, met with Taskin, did sink laundry, got myself an Istanbulkart, took the Metro, bought clothes, WALKED A LOT, went food shopping TWICE....

Not bad, especially considering that I walked 3.8 km today and some of it UPHILL....

15:15

NAP

16:30

I get woken by semi-rhythmic banging from above..... damned !....

But better be awake while the sun is still out to get into the rhythm....

17:30

There is a Phap message....he says that I look beautiful


and that he wants to hug me to keep me warm.....the day is saved.

I want to EAT and EAT ....but that's just the exhaustion calling for remedy.... have to STAY HUNGRY ...

18:00

it's 22:00 in Vietnam.... I have several reasons to be tired ;-)

The sinking sun is hitting the back wall of the apartment.... I have to turn the heat off because it's boiling in here ....

19:00

It's 23:00 in Vietnam....and I'm fighting to get another hour out of it.....  hopefully being exhausted I won't be wide awake at 1am....

The setting sun reflects off the Halic waters..... no wonder it's called The Golden Horn 

19:30

The sun is gone and it's COLD out there again

Finish calisthenics (oh no....I forgot the push-ups..ah well)

19:45

I have my second glass of tea (with a jam cherry inside) made from the same tea bag....and I'm getting a second wind.... ... hopefully not too much of one....

Another yogurt and a bit of bread with hummus..... I think all that goes well...

21:15

try to pass out .....

nap

22:30

awake and hungry again....

Today was gorgeous sun and cold.....starting tomorrow, it will go up to 11 and then even 17 but there is a higher chance of RAIN ....YUK....

sleep


4:15 ....8:15 at home.... 


Day II

March 31..... today would have been Mara's 81st birthday.

5:00 ....19:00 in Vancouver

call Eda.....we switch to video so she can see the inside of my fridge ....

I eat bread and baloney instead of the planned yogurt.... I'm going to get fat....it has started already :-(

6:00

Research..... It seems the Rheinhotel Anker in Remagen no longer exists.... damn it.... the good and/or cheap hotels and restaurants always die first.... because the cattle doesn't recognize their value and rather goes to the fancy flashy rip-off places.... SAD

nap

7:15

I eat the rest of the bread !.... 

7:40

I walk down to the Halic Bridge.....there is the old guy with the glass case on wheels... inflation really shows it's head now..... last time it was 5 TL for 3 or 4 buns.....now it is 20TL for 3..... but then that is only 1 USD.

when I bring them home, I realize that they are made from a kind of croissant dough....and that I should be REALLY careful eating them....  but they are SO GOOD, both with hummus and with cherry jam. I have to force myself to stop eating...

It is a strange sight after spending so much time in Vietnam...... trees without leaves..... it's an interesting sight.....but one I can live without....

8:00

Migros Jet is open..... and yesterday at this time I was walking there....but I still have everything...so that can wait.....NOT a good idea to buy more food now ;-)

8:30

OK.....I have a full-blown cold.....the amount of snot coming out of my nose is amazing.... 

9:45

Walk up to Migros Jet....3 bottles of wine, more bread, turkey, hummus.....No deodorant there.... 801 TL ... CAD 56....NOT bad !

on the way back: I finally remember that Istanbul is a CAT city 


I eat more....ts ts ts .....but the stuff tastes SO Fucking GOOD !

10:15

A lovey message to Phap

10:45

An email to Beverly in Georgia 

Where is Taskin? He always says that he has to do his work first..... but I don't like having to adjust my plans to whenever he decides to knock on the door.

11:00

I feel deflated.... not only jetlag but I do have a COLD.....my nose is running constantly....

A message from Choi..... everything ok? what are you doing?

When I answer right away he video calls..  and asks what time is it?  smart cookie didn't want to call in the middle of the night..... seeing his and Hang's face and the beach makes me happy....

11:45

I'm about to have a nap....but then think....screw it....  I signal Taskin whether he has time for lunch.....YES is the immediate answer

10 mins, he says....he's a noon lunch kind of guy....but then he works all bloody day.....

Bi Balik restaurant..... Raki, fish, laughter....

Back on my balcony smoking..... some Turk in his early 30s with nice clothes asks for cigarettes.....but no, he is asking for money.... I'm drunk and give him 100 TL without thinking....that's 7 CAD...too much.... ah well...it doesn't hurt me ... and hopefully it makes his day....  but I'm a little angry at myself for not thinking when I'm drunk....

13:30

nap

14:45

I wake up and go straight for more puff pastry and tea with cherry .... wtf?

15:15

the Viet government stipulated a few days ago that all owners of cell phone numbers whose information doesn't match the national database and who don't go to one of the phone company offices in the next two weeks will be disconnected.....   that's probably why I got those two phone calls ......fucking bureaucrats ...... I hope Zalo will still work....

15:45

A cat wash with too much soap becomes a proper shower......finally....

18:00

No point napping.....I head out to buy shoe laces.....Taskin is still in his reception cubicle and says there is a store in the underground passage under the Metro tracks...... but at first I head to the fancy sneaker store just before Galata Bridge.....NO....no shoelaces....they tell me to go to a MALL.....

I find the TINY shoe store in the underground passage.....lo and behold.....laces for 20 TL ;-)  I'm pretty sure that they are too short for the high tops but they'll come in handy when the old ones rip....

18:45

I EAT MORE .....fuck....but that bread is SO YUMMY .... 

21:00

I Zalo Phap to remember his Gmail password and send me a message because I'm worried that if my phone number gets cancelled I will no longer be able to receive Zalo verification codes......

Stop worrying....I did everything I could....

22:00

But it bothers me to the point where I can't sleep..... well...also the fact that I haven't heard from him in over 24 hours....

sleep


Day III ???

4:00

OMG.....I am so stuffed up.... and my foot hurts from having walked in shoes (or was it the booze?)

at least all the food I ate yesterday comes out before I even have a coffee.....

I finish Lidia Poet on Netflix....it ends with a cliffhanger.....can't wait for the 2nd season ;-)

7:00

Eda calls back....HAPPY to hear her voice....

More food and wine..... still sneezing and sniffling :-(

8:00

time for another nap before I head to Taksim...

nap

9:00

HUNGRY again..... and it's cold in the apartment......Phap wrote..... his phone number is in danger too (he writes 'same same' as xem xem ;-)..... but of course no email..... ah well, I tried.... ...on the bright side "I miss Han very much. Han is everything. I love you".... OMFG..... gotta stop eating.... he might not like a wobbly white maggot coming back from Germany !

10:00

Taskin is still not there.....

Julian in Cambodia at first does not answer the phone....... but calls back.....and we talk for 40 minutes......

11:30

Take the Halic Metro to Taksim..... walk to COLIN's.....2 T-shirts (kind of feminine) ....they don't have a hoodie in my size.....I should have taken the small one to wear under the jacket.... but that's OK....then I buy 3 pairs of socks....1 US$ per pair.... can never have too many of them to wear inside the high-tops....

I walk back to Taksim, take the Metro back to Sishane..... 3 wine and 3 bread from Migros Jet....and walk back home...... OMG....those little green peppers are AMAZING with that cheese.....

I also bought a chocolate bar for $1.....too greasy.... but the sugar wants me to eat more..... NO !

13:00

Deflated.....

time for a nap.....

14:00

more cheese and peppers ;-).....a slight headache..... could it be the peppers?

The weather forecast:  North Vancouver 4C....that means it's -1C at my house.....

14:30

Worrying about where to stay over Easter.....

doze, sink laundry

15:30

still that slight headache.....

15:45

Relief...after checking Google Maps for Frankfurt.  There are no tobacco stores in Walldorf.....and one needs a German EC bank card to pull cigarettes out of a vending machine (to verify being over 18).....but there is a Kiosk with food and smokes almost right next to the hotel......KARMA ;-)

16:00

starting to plan my trip from Frankfurt to Karlsruhe ....

I set the alarm clock for 16:30

and doze off ;-)

16:30

coffee .....worn out....

I feed a slice of Hindi Fume to The Cat....same one who was there yesterday <pic> ;-)

17:00

Nothing from Taskin..... I have to stop drinking..... wish I had some teabags left....

17:10

Taskin signals....he says traffic sucks and the journey might take him 2 hours.....should have taken the ferry ... I feel bad for making him come out here just for dinner....

I walk down to the Halic Market to buy 2 packs of cigarettes and toilet paper (turns out to be kitchen towels) and cookies.....total:  CAD 7.05 ....OMFG ..... that would have been ~ 17+17+3+2 = $39 in Canada.....

I doze (nap) for 30 mins .....

18:30

He should be here in 30 mins.... poor guy in traffic .....

18:40

I hear the door downstairs....but no one is knocking....

I see the Slavic couple who live above me walking by with their daughter......YUP....they do look like elephants which explains the stomping above my head in the middle of the night.....

19:30

Taskin is in the building but he still has some work to do.....and he says he took the ferry, so the delay was not traffic related..... ..

but no....he had to buy Istanbulcards for two of his guests and is delivering them now.

He keeps asking me when I will come back....I reply "When Allah wills"..... Inshallah !

We head to Bi Balik again.... This time I'm having Koefte..<pic>...let's hope I won't regret it.....

21:05

I hug him good bye since I won't see him again before I leave.

23:00

time to try to sleep....

nap

00:00

I thought I recognized that particular sound....... that most dreaded ugly sound.....car tires on a wet road...  it's pouring outside.....

sleep

2:30

wide awake.....wtf?

I drink coffee...

3:15

Someone comes back to the hotel and stomps up the spiral staircase.....WTF?

back to bed....pressure relief....was just about time....

nap.....and I dream of Phap....

4:45

another coffee....

A poll.....action against climate change is only important to 33% of Germans....not important to 50% of Germans....they rest can't make up their minds..... fathomless ignorance and stupidity .... 

at 5:15 I was just standing on my balcony having a cigarette...because at the mini-mosque in front of me the muezzin was calling the muslims to prayer..... it is kind of a calming sing-song sound.... Then I heard fainter calls of other muezzin at other mosques coming from various directions..... magical ;-)

5:30

An email from Toan Le Duc (Mr. Bikini) wanting to know when I come back to VH ..... ;-)

5:45

Some guest comes home NOW? ....the steps sound slurry and DRUNK..... ah well....

6:00

I call Eda..... good to hear her voice.....her mother is still asking to see me; she found a translator.....NICE people ..... someone is knocking on the door downstairs.....what is it with all these drunk idiots ?

6:30

The puff pastry cart is not there !!!.....actually makes sense.....it is Sunday...not many commuters using the Metro today....too bad...I was looking forward to that treat...

I look at my blog..... my first time in Vietnam was in October 2015.....OMG....that was 7.5 years ago .... and I get tears in my eyes...... and realize how fucking lucky I was .... that despite puking 4 times within a week or 10 days, I persevered and pushed it through.....

7:45

I put too much turkey on the piece of bread..... might as well check.....YES, there is a different cat in front of my balcony .....and it gets fed ;-)

8:00

On Sunday, Migros Jet doesn't open until 9:00 .... Google seems to be conflicted whether the entrance to Galata tower is TL 175 or 350 .....

Zulema replied....I send a Happy Birthday message to Taskin ....

nap

9:15

Fuck....the numbness in my right foot has spread to my big toe joint .....

Taskin replies with a sweet message ;-)

armpit wash.... and start sink laundry.....

9:45

I walk up the hill all the way to Galata Tower.... no puff pastry there either......and Migros Jet doesn't have any fresh bread..... or maybe it was fresh, but I leave without bread and without wine.....STUPID !  And the Kiosk up on that road is closed too.....DAMN Sundays ....but at least I got some exercise ....

I walk back down to Tool Street ....Halic Market is JUST opening..... I buy the 4 remaining Marlboro Touch he has...36TL = CAD 2.50/pack.... so far not a lucky day.... on the way back I feel a sharp pain in my big toe joint...

Sink laundry is drying

I feel very full, but research restaurants nearby anyway...

The big wrinkles/welts under my eyes are gone today...... what happened?

11:30 time for a nap?

nap

12:30

my foot is really worrying me....it's sunny outside and I'm afraid to go out ....

My foot is worrying me, in particular the fact that now the big toe is affected.

13:15

Should I go to the Koefte fast food restaurant?  Or walk back up the hill to Galata?  Taksim is out for today with my foot....I'm going to take it easy ..... 

I want wine and bread anyway....

14:00

Looking at Istanbul gay escorts (I have to use VPN, of course ;-) gets me off for the second time today.....

14:30

Tipsy and Tired

nap

15:30

Smoking on the balcony I finally realize why people stare....it's not the sandals or the socks....it's the shorts..... ONLY children wear shorts....NEVER grown men....I remember Karl commenting on that years ago.....it's the same in Germany !

clouds are rolling in ....time to head up the hill (for the 2nd time today) if I want to go shopping and want some warm food.....

baguette and wine from Migros Jet

And then I eat a Kebab with thick rice on that street...It's yummy.... the menu said 185, the bill comes to 205, I pay 225....I listen to Taskin.... of course I should have just had a tomato soup...because I don't want to get fat AND I don't want to miss tomorrow's flight because of a colic.....SHIT...I am a slow learner....

16:30

back in the room ...... and all that walking seems to have done wonders for my big toe....the issue seems to be gone....for now at least ...

bored.....still have to reply to Uwe....now he wants to know 'when and where'

All went swimmingly.... Uwe will be at my hotel around 18:30 tomorrow.

it's started to drizzle outside

18:30

nap

19:30

The road is WET ....

20:30

finally shave and shower....

Nothing from Phap :-(

21:30

OMG....I have to go to sleep soon..... my Istanbul retreat is at an end .....

sleep