One day with Cai Luong AND Bai Choi....... and talking no-nonsense to The Monkey

Nhat is a darling...he told me about the village fair....but I don't know where it is......he meets me at 18:30 on the Vinh Hoa/ Ba 5 road intersection ...and he is right on time !

The village Fair ;-)

 I first walk along the stretch of vendors (sausages, vuvuzelas, and anything you can think of) but nothing tempts me....

so I return to the site where is happening what I came here for !

 Cai Luong 

And I'm sitting on a little plastic chair.......and I'm CRYING.......because I am so HAPPY ....I throw 150k at the performers..... Nothing should be for free in this world.....

An older guy comes over....shakes my hand......maybe I've met him before......with the usual mixture of 1000 Viets to 1 white guy I don't have to feel guilty about not remembering people....it is so much easier for them ;-)

We shake hands, touch shoulders......He offers me another plastic chair.....but I'm just about to leave for the next attraction

Bai Choi... 

as usual, I don't want to listen to it for free....so I buy some code-word paddles....and gift them to the nearest person, and wish them good luck

 

One hour is enough...... I ride home.... and find Nhat in front of my house.....his son got SCARED by the Cai Luong costumes, so they left early.....

Hang calls......he's driving Taxis now..... and wants to drive me....OH OH....with the mutual attraction, I do NOT want to be in a car with that gorgeous guy in a car for 1.5 hours ;-) 

Time to SLEEP

and I sleep a lot....

 

Nhung cleans....

I reach an easy and simple agreement with her to keep working for me..... the Lesbians will HATE it....but I don't give a flying fuck.....

Since I'm on a roll........ might as well..... take a shower and hop on the scooter ....

....to finally get a HAIRCUT ....but Thuong does not have change for 500k ......he might be talking about the Li Xi from Tet....but NO...I will pay him on Friday when riding to Tuy Hoa ;-)

Cooking more potato salad ...with disgusting Tuna from the hotel (tomorrow morning I will feed it to the garden; that disgusting it is !)

Phap calls at 17:30 .....Han HAPPY

His computer broke and he asks me if I have a spare one......

 I call the MONKEY 3 times (he has my second computer) but the fucker doesn't answer his phone...

 I call Toan (the older brother) and VENT ...WHAT is WRONG with your brother ????.......Toan understands... 

Monkey finally calls back.....and 'ich lese ihm die Leviten'......laptop, bicycle, computer memory....GIVE BACK NOW.....

He agrees for Sunday....we will see...... 

SLEEP again....